Coworker to me just now: "So, how many Americans do you think Bush's package will be stimulating?"

X.X

ETA: No, he didn't actually realize the implications of his wording until I blurted out, "Oh my GOD, could you PLEASE rephrase that?"

WHAT THE HELL, GREG RYAN.

*facedesk ^ infinity*

My MP3 player, in Random Play All mode, just went from "Monday Morning" by Fleetwood Mac to "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by Elton John.

That's . . . seriously freaktastically impressive.

2 AM. Just woke up. Again.

Fifth night in a row.

*HEADDESK*

From audrawilliams, via maggiesox:

VATICAN CITY, Nov. 24 (UPI) -- The first feature film ever scheduled to premiere at the Vatican is causing controversy because the Virgin Mary is played by a pregnant, unmarried teenager . . . Some Christian groups in the United States and Canada reportedly have been questioning Castle-Hughes's "suitability" to play the role of Mary.I ( Read more... )

For the last time, people, a simple hyperlink is NOT A FAKE LJ CUT.

Link via the ever-fabulous j_crew_guy:

Neil Cavuto of Fox News (yeah, I know, that says it all right there) is OMG SO OFFENDED by Happy Feet. Apparently it's INSIDIOUS RADICAL LIBERAL PROPAGANDA OH NOES.

. . . yeah, so definitely going to see it tomorrow, now.